When single and living alone we let loose in every way. That includes singing badly to Beyoncé while in dirty underwear, or picking up that dried string of spaghetti from off the floor — and eating it. “Three second rule!” you yell. Um, sure. But your secret single behavior might just gross out your significant other.
Don’t want to drive him away with your hidden habits? Here are seven behaviors to stop when you shack up:
#1: Talking To Yourself
Whether giving yourself a pep talk or angrily rambling about what your BFF did, talking to yourself in front of your partner may weird them out and make them question your sanity. Pro tip: talk out problems with them instead.
#2: Picking at Your Toes
Sometimes the best way to clip your toenails is to rip them off with your fingernails. You get such pleasure from this barbaric practice — and you don’t even wash your hands afterward! Cringe. Chica, please stop. It’s gross and a complete turn-off. If he sees you picking at your toes, he won’t even touch you with a ten-foot pole!
#3: Crying Time
There is an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Debra tells Ray she needs some alone time. He decides to spy on her, and watches as Debra plays a depressing song, sits on the couch and sobs uncontrollably. Ray, of course, panics. Some partners don’t understand a woman’s sudden need to cry. Nothing’s necessarily wrong — we just need our crying time! If you’re just like Debra, your best bet is to squeeze in some crying time when your partner is not around.
#4: Cheering While Taking a Dump
Some people are all about their poop. Some are so proud of their bowel movements that cheer — loudly — after a particularly memorable one. Uh, maybe you shouldn’t shout, “Good job, me!” while taking a good caca, at least not in front of your live-in partner. And close the door while you’re at it! No one needs to smell your triumph.
#5: Practicing Selfie Poses
If you’re selfie obsessed, you probably take a gazillion pics before posting one on the ‘gram. That was fine when you lived alone or with roommates. Your gal pals probably provided guidance on the best duckface and camera angles. Not your partner. You don’t want them to get the idea that you’re self-absorbed. Keep this obsession to yourself when you first shack up.
#6: Brushing Crumbs on the Floor
You know that cookie you ate over the counter? When you were single and living alone, you might have brushed those crumbs onto the floor and left them there for rodents to nibble on. Unless your partner is a hot mess, they’re going to mind. And let’s face it, most folks want a partner who is hygienic and picks up after themselves. So wipe up those crumbs and throw them in the trash where they belong!
#7: Wearing the Same Pair Of Panties
Your hamper is brimming with dirty clothes, including your undies. So what do you do? You pick up a dirty pair, turn them inside out and wear them. No harm done — unless you’re living with your significant other. He’s going to smell you before you walk into the room! Don’t be foul — literally!
Source: Latina.com
