One of my favourite songs is “I don’t wanna be loved” by Miguel. This song will turn you into a smooth criminal. A snaring predator who leaves his prey reeling in bitter sweet pain and yet yearning for more of the flavourful poison!
Thinking about getting a quickie that won’t hurt your pocket? Scrolling your contact list and all you see are babes who enrolled you to a friend zone? This is how you will break free!
1. The Church Girl
Hallelujah! God reigns! The Church are the most approachable babes under the planet. They have so much kindness that their generosity could benefit you. Most church girls don’t practice what they preach. They will give you head in the morning and lead choir singing praises at 10am.
According to experience, most church girls are inexperienced about love. When you hurt them, they turn to God to make the relationship work. If you last a minute in bed, she will offer a sacrifice of mass so that you may satisfy her lust. Church girls will pray before giving you some. They will kneel down and after prayers it turns to a doggie!She screams “Blood of Jesus…” when reaching orgasm.
Nailing a church girl needs patience. You don’t have to rush things. If you want to get that quickie prefer to meet in lonely places. When she is preaching to you, gradually her eyes will start seeing a handsome little devil. Once you touch her in the right places, manna will rain down on you. Oh, I could write a full book about church girls man! According to my calendar, Valentines falls on Sunday. Don’t be like brother John, cell minister Ian or choir master Brian.
2. The Wild One
She is intimidating and carries this “play hard to get persona”. Don’t fall for that, she too wants to get laid. For wild girls, you really need not to camouflage. Turn up the heat. Take her to the club. Go to the general section not the VIP. Don’t be like cell leader Ian. Buy her drinks. Drink too but stay sober. Grab that ass on the dancefloor. Make you intentions known through your moves. In the heat of the moment, take her away…to a toilet or lodge and pick your share. If you dance till late, take her home that evening or its bound to be an eternal struggle.
3. The Shopkeepers
By virtue of being surrounded by commodities and handling cash, she physchologically feels wealthy and satisfied with life…except a man. They work full day and hardly get to experience the other life. Make you move and reap the benefits.
4. The Barmaid
Every body knows about these ones.
5. Your Girlfriend’s “Best girl friend”
She is your number one secret admirer. She sieves through your girlfriends thoughts and knows all her insecurity and how to rectify them. She is the standard operating procedure of making love work. She hears about your endowment and wants to prove whether it’s true or false. Make your move. Warm your heart to her. Make unnecessary visits, spank her ass in presence of your girlfriend – of course don’t make it pronounced. One day go and harvest.
Staff Writer