Just 10 days after the big announcement, everyone is asking the same thing: How did Mzee do it again? While the streets are still buzzing with talk of the January 15 results, a “bombshell” report titled Anatomy of a Victory has just leaked, and it is messy!Compiled by top researcher Mr. Mwenda Abel, the report gives us the tea on why the NRM didn’t just win, they swept the floor with the opposition.
The “Mole” Drama in NUP: The biggest shocker? Abel’s analysis claims that Bobi Wine’s camp was “leaking like a sieve.” The report alleges that several big-name opposition figures were actually “moles” serving President Museveni in secret. These “double agents” allegedly sabotaged NUP from the inside, leading to that massive 71% win for the Yellow bus. Is this why some of your favorite opposition MPs won’t be in the next Parliament? The drama is rea.
Mobile Money Power while the youth were busy on TikTok, the NRM was busy on the phone literally. The report highlights how the Parish Development Model (PDM) and Emyooga sent cash directly to voters’ mobile money accounts. Forget the old days of soap and salt, this was digital “facilitation” at its finest, and the local masses were here for it.
Western Region “Silence”The report doesn’t hold back on what happened in the West. It claims that in the President’s stronghold, opposition agents were “convinced” (read: paid off) to take a hike. With the NUP agents gone, the NRM agents were left alone to secure those “abnormal” wins. Talk about playing it smart.
The “Born Again” Factor, it wasn’t just about politics, it was about the Spirit. Big names like Pastor Robert Kayanja and Pastor Bujingo publicly backed Mzee, bringing the “Pentecostal fire” to the ballot box. Even Sheikh Gugwa made sure the Muslim community knew where to put their thumbprints. With seven terms now in the bag, Museveni has proved once again that he is the “Master of the Game.”