By Joram Kawira
I cant dance which is ok… God cant make you multi-talented, I go to club to see other people dance. I like to dance naye ebintu byagana… I’ve tried to rehearse infront of my mirror with doors closed but I guess I sh’d just give up. However, I dont enjoy this sport alone. Today, I bring you Facebook’s top “Stiff backs, Stiff Legs”…. So you think you cant Dance??
1.Aysher Crista Dinah aka the sign post
If you ever land on Aysher in Club you might mistake her for a sign post… One could think her legs have been cemented with Hima cement or Bamburi on the floor. Aysher won’t shake or even nod her head… even if its a gun shot she will remain still.
2. Kim Jacob Dasantos aka Mr Stiffy
Stiff like an Iron rod Kim has taken the I-cant-Dance-Crew to a whole new brim. The type of dude that steps in Club and stares the night away. A close relative said they have a belief in their culture that prohibits them from dancing to western Music.
3. PK Paul Kiganda aka Got ’em Starched
Its ok if you cant dance but again if you lean against the speakers in club and you cross arms and Facebook the night away in club?? as in in club?? Then for that case you need a caucus meeting… PK makes you think he got starch in his legs.
4. Smerylz Bukenya Isaac aka the Wizard of O’Zzz…
At times you just gotta pay rent, clear your landlady and take your sleep home. This thing of dodging rent and sleeping in Club needs a whole new bill to be passed against it. As soon as he steps in club he finds a dark spot and snores the night away. Not even “Ah wah kinda Man dem deh” can disrupt his sleep… kati ba bouncer bamumanyila ela oluba okuyingila Club nga bamuwa pillow.
5. Cathy ÐLee Marianz aka The Last Back bender
Cathy can try I admit, she can at least shake her hand bag… but the twerking and any other moves that involve bending the back are out of question. Don’t know if its the spine that’s stiff but Cathy’s back wont bend even if you tell her to bend it on gun point. We love you Lee!
“[katogoaward]”