By Ian Ortega
The Uganda Prostitutes Association (UPA) is not happy with the current dress code of campusers who’ve made it a habit of copying their styles and poses. In a statement issued by the President, Sarah Nankya, she expressed her disappointment over the campusers’ lack of innovation when it came to dress code.
“These girls have made it difficult for clients to differentiate between them and us, previously it was easy to just see someone putting on a skimpy dress and know that’s a prostitute but now, we are being forced to do better things, to come up with better ways of enticing our clients. These girls pose just like we do, they copy every new fashion we bring, they copied our super cleavage, they copied the see-through skirts, they copied the hot pants, they are even copying our poses. This has led us into a time of financial loss as we cope with these new competitors in disguise,” said Nankya.
The prostitutes also resolved to come up with better ways of beating this new competition.
“First of all, the Anti-mini skirt bill will help us in some way, but even if it doesn’t, we are changing tactics. It’s high time we went nude, We are dropping the clothes, we won’t be wearing any more clothes. First of all, even the trend-setters like Judith Heard splashed it all. So, on this note, we shall only put on G-strings and T-strings plus some see through bras and let’s see how they will copy this. Instead of them copying us, they should just bow down and respect our hustle. We have hustled to get to this level,” Nankya finalized in her statement.
For now, BigEye.ug awaits the response of the Ugandan Campusers on the issue. One of the prostitutes who works along Speke Road pointed out; “Kyambogo University girls have good manners, but those girls of MUK, KIU and MUBS have copied every style of ours. But I hate those of UCU the most, they are pretenders, they pretend not to copy our fashion, yet they copy everything we do, they even copied our sextapes, we are the ones who brought that idea.”
Well, over to you Ugandan Campusers, why are you copying these ladies’ fashion? You want to be sued?
“[katogoaward]”