By Ian Ortega
All along, we have been telling you that the Firebase President is an international artiste. Well, Google just confirmed that Bobi Wine tops the list of the most googled celebrities in Uganda.
Here’s the full list:
1. Bobi Wine
The Uganja president was googled everywhere, he is the high person on this list, high as in, topping the list. Thanks to collabos from MR.G.
2. Chris Brown
It seems Ugandan girls want to be beaten up. Why in the heavens would someone search for “Kuliisi Brown” or sorry, I thought they were searching for Chris Mubiru. That one, you search at your own risk.
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3. Rihanna
So after Chris Brown, Rihanna comes next, seems Internet has lost meaning of late.
4. Bebe Cool
Apparently, everyone wanted to correct his spelling of coccidiosis. Despite posting the most controversial status updates, he is not the most searched.
5. Kim Kardashian
We were actually searching for her sex tape just to compare it with that of Komuntale and UCU.
6. Messi
Naye Ugandans and Football. Instead of searching for MC Ssevo and his 2016 album, you are disturbing Messi. Okay, at least you could have searched for emeese.
7. Obama
He joins the list as the 7th most searched person in Uganda. For a moment, I read it like Ortega, I also do selfies, on my Samsung S4.
8. Konshens
Fi gwan dem gyal shake dat ass boom, dem fi put mi snake in ya fi KFC burger. I don’t even understand a word of what I am writing. So why the heck were people searching for Konshens.
9. Beyonce
Alright, for this one I agree, she’s the only beautiful lady I know of in the world of music. Oh there is Juliana, there is Iryn and there is, yes you guessed right, there is Irene Ntale.
10. Nicki Minaj
Bad Black is the one who must have searched for Nicki trying to copy her colours and body features. I think Fatboy of Sanyu also searched for Nicki.
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