Let’s just cut to the chase. Here’s a list of things you are allowed to do if you have been dating her for more than 6 months. She has seen your best, so it is only fair that she experiences the not-so-good side of yours.
1. Fart like it’s art.
Yuss, you can finally let them loose. Six months is waaaay too long a time for you too keep holding ’em in. Plus, who knows how many times she has let off one of those silent ones without you ever finding out. You’ve been with her for over six months now, and it’s high time she gets comfortable with the way you smell.
2. Dig your nose
No need to go to the washroom to dig out the gold. Say good-bye to the times you had to make sure she wasn’t looking before going for a search down the rabbit hole, because now you can totally go for it! If she catches you with half of your hand up your nose trying to scratch every last bit of junk in your nose, do not shy away. See if you can convince her to lend a helping hand.
3. Go for a shower together without it leading to sex
For those who haven’t tried it yet, sex in the shower is a daunting task. Compared to other places, it’s rarely as pleasurable, and if not done carefully, can very easily result in a broken bone. Post six months of dating, you can actually shamelessly lather up in front of her. Better still you can even ask for a helping hand to help scrub the areas that are otherwise difficult to reach.
4. Drop the act of being a macho man.
Let’s face it. It’s been six months, and it’s time for her to see you the way you really are. Which is a lazy bum. A change from a few months back, when you would open all the ‘unopenable’ jars, carry those heavy bags, and then carry all the heavy emotional baggage without batting an eyelid.
5. Laze around on your bed on Sunday
There’s no need to show her how early you can wake up. Being productive on Sundays is very over-rated. So laze the day away in bed. What’s better? You can even go the entire day without brushing your teeth. Pretty disgusting, but it is something that needs to be considered if you’re planning to do this lazy business right.
6. Come out of the Honey-Singh-Fan-Closet
Well, if you are a fan of Honey Singh, it’s better you stay in the closet. But no, seriously, you are totally allowed to sing the most annoying songs in the world without being told to STFU! Don’t stop just at songs; take the worst movie that you love to watch and watch it. In fact, you must. The strength of a relationship can be tested this way. Give it a shot and put on a Himesh Reshammiya film.
7. Spend the entire day in your birthday suit
If you don’t know how joyful it is to roam about your humble abode wearing nothing but your pride, I suggest you give it a shot. It just makes you feel like a free bird. So make a deal with your partner where you guys spend one day completely naked. The upside of this is she’ll know exactly when you’re excited. The downside is to avoid dirty furniture.
8. You can admit to having ‘touched yourself’, that way.
Let’s face it – when you have a wifi connection, and she’s away for a couple of hours, a porn site magically appears on the screen from somewhere. But talking about watching porn in the first few months of dating is a complete no-no. In fact, it is considered safe to completely deny any association with pornography whatsoever. ‘Some people like to watch, but I’m not that kind of a guy, I think it’s a very crass form of objectifying something so personal.’ – should be your ideal response anytime before six months. After six months, ‘Baby, watching porn once in a while isn’t that bad.’ However, there’s no good time to say ‘I love porn’, even though it’s understood that you do.
Source: Health Me Up