It might be the oldest and most popular sex position in the world, but there are several things that guys hate about the missionary sex position.
It’s an awful position and here are the reasons why:
1. The guy is doing all the work
I don’t mean to sound like a lazy man but when the guy is doing all the work, and you’re just there receiving without a bother in the world. It can be super annoying.
2. It’s elementary stuff
It’s learner stuff, introductory stuff. It’s like when you learn how to drive and you’re asked to stay in gear 1. It’s great for learning but you want to go to gear 4, see how fast this beast runs. Same thing for sex, missionary isn’t tricky, it’s a safe position, and even worse, it’s probably your parent’s sex position. Ewwwww.
3. Nothing to see
Not totally, you’re stuck with your face on the side of her neck except you have impressive biceps where you can lift your body off hers. For the sensual moments, it can be good, for other times, it sometimes can be quite uncool just staring at her, especially if you’re having sex with her for the first time.
4. Staring into her eyes
This might be cool on one hand while on the other, it isn’t so, and here is the kicker, because you might be doing some motion with your waist, you might need to ventilate with your nose and maybe with your mouth as well. For instance, if you’ve had food with garlic or any other meal that can make your breath stinky. It can be an awful experience.
5. Chances of you blowing up his ear drums
Just remember when we highlighted that he could have his face buried beside your face. Let’s say that scenario and your partner is a screamer, asides from disturbing the neighbors with the loud sex noises, you can also suffer from her screams potentially giving you an ear problem.
6. Not good for a big guy.
This position has the lady below, if the guy is husky, it might spell bad for him. He might think he is crushing her underneath him, and if he’s a sweaty person too, the combination of both is disgusting. You see why this is a bad idea now right?
7. It’s uninteresting
There isn’t any interesting about this position where you both are lying down compared with Doggy where he can be behind you and admire your small waist, your big bum and your bum cushions the effect of his waist hitting into yours, the imagination can be limitless depending on how creative you and your partner can get with sex other than the missionary position.
Source: Pulse.ng
