“Why haven’t you found anyone yet”, has become such a socially acceptable question that it’s almost offensive to be offended by this question. It’s like the whole universe has the memo to be as annoying and nosy as humanly possible. Like it’s their one job in life to A. find you a guy (or a girl) and B. be completely inappropriate and have NO boundaries while on the hunt. Things like ‘I am HAPPY being single’ fail to register. We appreciate all that concern (translation: prying!), because perhaps all of you mean well, but it can get exhausting. So excuse us if one day, at a dinner party, in the midst of everyday conversation, we actually break your nose with our three-inch stiletto. Because hey, this is the threshold and you crossed it last century.
Should you want to stay away from said broken nose, here are the top six things that you must DEFINITELY refrain from asking your single friends.
1. Are you sure you are not expecting too much?
Well, I am continuing this conversation with you, so trust us … they’re low.
2. Don’t you think you are way too and guys can’t handle it?
So you want me to a basic b*tch? No, but thank you.
3. You do realise that time is running out?
If we both stay really, really quiet, I bet we could hear the sound of my ovaries ticking.
4. Aren’t you tired of being lonely?
Why yes, that’s why I have 15 cats for company. Since you already think I’ve turned into crazy cat lady.
5. Is it because you have too many guy friends?
No, I genuinely think it’s because I have YOU as my friend.
6. Maybe you should ask your mom to start looking for a boy?
Yes, that’s a great idea. Can you imagine that despite living in India that thought never occurred to my parents. You’re so brilliant!
Source: iDiva.com
