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4 Problems Only A Blowjob Can Solve

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Life is full of problems, and a choice BJ is the solution to so many of them.

There is almost no such thing as a bad blowjob.

By and large, if a gentlemen is on the receiving end of having his knob thoroughly gobbled, he is the first to admit that he is in absolutely no position to get picky.

Sure, furious chewing with sharpened incisors is not advised (I just made myself shudder writing that). But at the end of the day, even the laziest blowjob can cure the worst ills life has to offer.

1. That Sports Team Lost/Won

People love sports. Me? I can’t really manage to muster up any enthusiasm over a bunch of people throwing objects into holes, hoops, nets, and so forth. This is not true for a lot of men.

When their sports team loses they can be major bummers. But you know what’s not a bummer? When someone sucks on your penis until you reach completion.

Bonus: This is also acceptable practice if you like sports and your team won and you feel like celebrating with fellatio, you know, in the Italian style.

2. The Death Of A Pet

The greatest tragedy of being a pet owner is knowing that you will outlive your adorable and devoted companion. Pets are a huge part of our lives. When they die, the loss is devastating.

But it’s important that we move on, that’s what they would want. With the amount of time dogs spend trying to get their noses into various crotches, you know they’d be in full support of a blowjob to mourn their passing.

3. Somebody Ate The Last Slice Of Pizza

Nothing rivals the feeling of emptiness that strikes us when we open a box of pizza expecting to grab a gooey slice and find it empty. It’s a sadness that haunts us for weeks after the fact. When it happens to a lover, there is nothing we want so desperately as to heal that ache.

Heal it with head.

If you were the one who ate the last slice, maybe try to put your finger up his butt. He’s earned it.

4. There Is No Games Of Thrones This Week

Source: Yourtango.com

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Bae @31: Bad Black bosses with a seductive photo album at her 31st birthday

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By BigEyeUg Team

Whenever the annual calendar clocks to the 5th day of July, social media is buzzed with birthday wishes to Kampala City socialite, Shanitah Namuyimbwa alias, Bad Black.

Bad Black is fond of taking up the day in the news without anybody’s favour but instead on merit of possessing one of one of the highest numbers of following.

Today, Shanitah marks her 31st Anniversary in life and she has got to pomp it in style with a huge volume of photos where she appears at-ease with friends.

The photo album also features her cozy and imminent moments with boyfriend Sky West.

Bad Black and boyfriend, Sky West kiss

She has even run out of words to explain God’s blessings’ abundance to her and territory at an age of 31 because she looks better despite blooming a late age.

Lord am so grateful. 31yrs today it looks good on me. If you indeed bless me & in large my territory,” she wrote.

The mother to three is also astonished by her aging like fine wine and compares herself to an Egyptian goddess.

See how at 31yrs Aging like fine wine no competition but accept am Egyptian goddess,” Black adds.

Unlike her past birthdays where she has hyped the parties with glamorous designs and valuable gifts brought by friends and family, Bad Black is expected to celebrate this in a scientific way, owing to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Here is Bad Black’s full photo album;

Happy Birthday Bad Black!

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Guitarist Charmant Mushaga quietly suffering from depression after breakup with wife Sandra

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By BigEyeUg Team

It’s such a devastating moment for Prominent Congolese guitarist, Charmant Mushaga Buhendwa as he continues to trail his life through a heartbreak after his wife, Sandra Klonka dumping him.

This website has come to learn about the Uganda-based Zaire born musician’s marriage status after he went public to disclose how his relationship with the Hungarian woman doomed just within one year after their wedding.

The Afrigo Band instrumentalist’s revelation comes in after accumulating uncountable messages in his inbox, congratulating him upon his initial wedding anniversary, which in reality he didn’t achieve.

Today I decide to make it clear to all that knew and saw some changes that happened in my life on the 19th of June 2019.

This whole week I’ve been receiving messages in my inbox congratulating me for my first Wedding Anniversary,” he wrote.

In deep sorrow, he says that the matrimonial vows he made with Sandra on 19th June 2019, failed just after 4 Months from the wedding.”

Well on a sad note I regret to say that our marriage failed 4months after our wedding. It’s a long story but it is well,” he added.

Charmant also shared his love woe with Sandra on his WhatsApp status.

You were once my happiness and today you are my greatest sorrow, I wish I never met you, my heart would be at peace …….goodbye Sandra.

Charmant and Sandra got married in a civil suit at the Uganda Registration Services Bureau and had only one child together.

Keep strong Charmant!

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Salvado and wife Daphine showoff their baby for the first time

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By BigEyeUg Team

Babies are like little suns that, in a magical way, bring warmth, happiness and light into our lives.

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

Comedian Patrick Salvado and wife Daphine Frankstock are enduring the best moments of their marriage with newly born son, Alexander Idringi Dawa.

Salvado and wife Daphine

Daphine gave birth to baby Alexander was born on 1st July 2020, mid this week.

The couple has paraded a photo of their baby for the first time on-line.

Salvado, Daphine with baby Alexander

Salvado and Daphine have been such an adorable couple since they legalized their relationship in 2019.

With a new job at hand, the Ombokolo born comedian is eager to widely open his wallet, enticing his newly born baby and wife.

We will keep you posted.

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Jose Chameleone’s daughter, Ayla Mayanja graduates

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African music legendary Joseph Mayanja aka Jose Chameleone continues to prove unstoppable when it comes to heaping success in life.

For years now, his hard work and success are undisputed and blessings from God are continuously upon him.

Chameleone who has just of recent been celebrating his daughter Alba Shyne Mayanja’s first holy communion is yet again in barrows of jubilation as his eldest child, Ayla Onsea Mayanja graduates.

On receiving the good news, the self-proclaimed ‘Music doctor’ stormed social media and congratulated his daughter Ayla upon hitting the milestone.

Ayla Onsea Mayanja

He is also desperate to meet his daughter once the COVID-19 Pandemic lockdown is lifted.

Congratulations and enjoy your Graduation day my daughter #Ayla keep shining. See you soon when we breakdown the Lockdown,” wrote Jose Chameleone.

Ayla Onsea Mayanja is singer Jose Chameleone’s firstborn from his first love Griet Onsea a.k.a Dorotia. The two were together in 2002.

Jose Chameleone and the Belgian lady’s strong affection for each other is said to have started in Nairobi after the singer had recorded his first hit songs in his career.

The two relocated to Uganda where their bonding grew heftier and they were blessed with a baby Ayla.

Jose Chameleone and Dorotia during their hail days

Chameleone’s relationship was showy and a heaven mission for them to an extent of the singer recording a song dubbed ‘Dorotia’, hailing her above any other women on planet.

Regrettably, the relationship didn’t last that long for yet undisclosed reasons as they parted ways just immediately after Ayla was born.

This was followed by Dorotia’s repatriation back to her home country together with the baby Ayla.

Since then, the ‘Lord Mayor to-be’ has lived an overseas life away from his child with doomed hope of ever meeting her again in his life.

At the age of 18, Ayala’s focus is majorly into Art, Photography, Fashion and Design field where she developed strong adoration at her tender age.

She last resurfaced on social media when she was celebrating her 18th Birthday on 28th May 2020.

Congratulations Ayala!

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