There are some things that are best left unsaid… especially post sex. No matter how good (or bad) the deed was, steer away from saying these things to your man- unless, you want him to freak out and run away forever.
1. Is it done?
2. Was that your ‘first’ time?
3. Hurry up, I need to go out.
4. Oh wow, that was quick.
5. I think you need to watch some porn and *ahem* practise.
6. We really need to clean that fan.
7. Don’t you think your mom is a bit too interfering?
8. My ex taught me that move *grin*
9. What soap do you use?
10. I need to pee *shove him to the other side*
11. I think I have a vaginal infection.
12. Can you take the trash out now?
13. Get up, I need to change the bed sheet right NOW.
14. No need to hurry, but I called a cab for you when we started and he is here.
15. Oh that’s not a pillow, that’s my roommate. But don’t worry she doesn’t mind.
16. That’s it?
17. Don’t worry I’ll go to the bathroom and finish it myself.
18. Do you think we should look for moves on the Internet?
19. By the way you should know this is not my house.
20. Have you gained weight?
21. On second thoughts let’s turn off the lights and do it in the dark.
Source: iDiva.com
