
1. Your clothes are crappy.
2. I cannot stand your mom (and sister).
3. You are not THAT funny.
4. You need to get a pedicure.
5. Sometimes you are boring.
6. I’ve had better (in bed).
7. It would be good if you just left me alone at times.
8. Your choice is not that great. Get me a gift card instead.
9. Your cooking sucks.
10. Your pick up lines are quite terrible.
11. Your friends are really hot.
12. I fake it (many times).
Source: iDiva.com
