There are quite a lot of odd stuff we’ve have done right after the deed, with the guy watching in full view. And while a few are funny, some of them are downright creepy too. See if it rings a bell?
1. Push him off and rush to pee (and clean up).
2. Check the bed for… well, never mind.
3. Lean over, get your phone and check Instagram.
4. Or type out all the details and send it to your girls (yep, he is still there).
5. First words after sex = Did you put the milk in the fridge?
6. Start crying. No, they aren’t tears of toy, just random emotions.
7. Freak out completely and send him off for an iPill despite having used a condom.
8. Starting planning for the future.
9. Pray; coz sex is sin.
10. Ask him if he loves you?
11.Talk about his mother or worse still, your mother.
12. Fart. Continuously.
Source: iDiva.com