By Ian Ortega
This is the dream team that will definitely save Man UTD from going back to the village of soccer. So, we unveil the team.
1. Yoweri Museveni aka Mc Ssevo
This one will be the goal keeper. Owing to his good experience, he has managed to win every election since 1986, so he won’t find problems stopping balls from entering the net.
2. Bebe Cool
Remember that Proverb of Neighbour A and Neighbour B, well, Bebe Cool will annoy the strikers of the opposing team with such proverbs and they will fail to score. He is a great full back considering that he has been able to stay relevant in the music industry right from when he left Kenya. However his fitness is under scrutiny, he had failed to finish the MTN Marathon.
3. Tamale Mirundi
What we are saying here, the way Tamale can juggle his words; he can definitely juggle the ball. So, he’s worth playing in this position.
4. Eddy Kenzo
Given the titles he’s given himself over time, super-power, stamina, we believe Eddy Kenzo can actually save Man UTD, at least he’s saving the Queen’s language.
5. Ivan Ssemwanga
What great soccer players can do, a sangoma can definitely do. You think it’s easy satisfying Zari in bed on a daily basis?
6. Juliana Kanyomozi
She can play a good role over here, the way she kept bumping into King Lawrence shows she has great dribbling skills worth retaining for MAN UTD.
7. Katsha aka Mr. Sushi
Eyoooo, come the 26th of December, we shall have the susu party. Kumbe he meant Sushi. On a serious note, this guy who graduated from Harvard of Kansanga can surely save Man UTD.
8. Bobi wine
If you can’t beat them, give them sticks of Marijuana. That will be Bobi Wine’s role on the pitch, to confuse other players with Marijuana.
9. Chameleone
Anti they say a Chameleone changes colour, today he will score will the right foot, next day with the left foot. Given his great talent at outing hit songs, he can count on him to out goals for Man UTD.
10. Desire Luzinda
This is self-explanatory, don’t be so lazy namwe. You mean you don’t know about Seya’s desire.
11. Amama Mbabazi
He has great talent of diving into powerful positions, we can count on him to dive into sensitive positions and earn us free penalties.
Manager: Anne Kansiime: Yes, Anne will be our manager, when we lose a match, she will simply cry on the pitch. She will also play the role of cheer leader.
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