I get that guys aren’t always known for being the most romantic of the sexes, but we still love a lot of really sappy stuff that would make for great Instagram pics with the text over it. It’s just sort of embarrassing to admit. But in the interest of full-disclosure, here’s some stuff that makes us weak in the knees and isn’t boobs:
1. That girl smell. I’m not talking about the smell of your $30 Apple-Cucumber-Butterscotch shampoo. I’m talking about actual, sweaty, “my covers still smell like this” girl smell.
2. Wet hair. For you, wet hair might mean the hair that gets stuck to the walls of your shower and it’s super gross. For us, it’s just a sexiness multiplier.
3. When you wear our hoodies or dress shirts.This is ok just don’t fucking steal them we bought them for a reason and it sucks to realize you have no hoodies to wear anymore because some people don’t want to buy their own clothes, apparently.
4. Freckles. These are adorable so stop putting on foundation and talking about how you don’t like them in the summer.
5. When you breathe on our neck. I’ve heard some people think this is “annoying” and think it makes it “impossible to fall asleep” but most guys think having you nuzzled up in the crook of our shoulder is like going to the playoffs of stuff you can do with a girl (it’s not the Superbowl, but we’ll take it).
6. Cuddling. We like this. We don’t like it more than having sex, but we like it.
7. Whatever it is you do with your bed. As I understood it for the first half of my life, a bed consisted of a mattress, that thing that goes over the mattress, some covers and a pillow. No. Girl beds are nuts. There are like nine extra layers and three comforters and various pillows and they are comfy as fuck. Like curling up in a marshmallow that you also have sex in sometimes.
8. When you giggle. When I laugh, it’s like the hyenas from The Lion King run through autotune (before you try and Google it: I already did and it doesn’t exist). Lady laughs are warm and dainty, like a fairy dancing across the wind, but also the fairy is sometimes DTF.
9. When you check us out. We appreciate this, and either it doesn’t happen enough, or we’re just bad at catching it. Bonus points when it’s our long-term partner.
10. Lip-biting. PRO TIP: If you ever need to convince a guy to do anything ever, bite your lower lip. This is the ultimate face you can make.
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