By Moses Abeka
I love chatting with girls and my best friends are girls, I must admit! The female world stimulates unfamiliar ounce of creativity in me as I try to keep that conversation alive and kicking. With that, I have almost mastered the art of getting ladies mention their deepest secrets to me even at the first time meeting!
Girls may keep their mouths shut but if you can make her laugh, she will tell you everything you ask her unless you are her lover.
Below are some of the things a lady can confide in her best friend but never ever reveal to her husband, toy boy or sugar daddy!
1. MY EX HAD A BIGGER PENIS! Never! She will never tell you that in any tone, signal or mood swing. For the careless loud mouthed ones, please keep ssssshhh about a man’s weapon size. That is his pride. After all they say, ‘The fight is in the dog, not the size of the dog”. Bitches understand that! How about a human?
2. YOUR BROTHER IS TOO HOT! She is your lover but that is no guarantee that she cannot find your brother attractive. This could be the basis of the age old tradition of widow inheritance. Keep your brother away from your wife, she respects him more and could be willing to experiment if he can do it better than you! Brothers are natural competitors, ladies are naturally jealous. That is why the two may make out.
3. I HATE YOUR MOTHER! She will never utter this truth. Your mother wants her to look after you just like she did when she was breastfeeding you, she will not do that! She even competes for your affection with her. That’s how much she hates her!
4. I CHEATED ON YOU. Unless she watches Oprah or has been disillusioned by late night radio presenters, she will carry this dirty guilt to her grave!
5. DO ME LIKE A PORN STAR. She watched those movies. Trust me, I interact with them. She could be tired of the same old boring missionary way of life but won’t say. Don’t let her sail in adventurous waters, you will be an average swimmer.
6. I MISS MY EX SOMETIMES. You are in her life. He broke her heart but she still misses the craziness of the bad boy though she prefers you in her life now. She won’t mention.
7. MY FRIEND LOVES/HATES YOU. Her closest friends may not like you at all or may be in love with your ways. She will not less this slip. Never!
8. I READ THIS ARTICLE. She will not tell you that she read this article but thank God you have read it yourself! That is the edge a BIGEYE.UG reader has over others!
9. I LOVE THAT SUPER STAR’S BODY. She will say she loves Arsenal not Ozil or Walcott. She will say loves hip hop not Navio. Girls love the persons behind the art not the art. Some uncouth ones will say it your face!
10. ADD KO-YOURS ALSO!
Now you know! You can it see it in her eyes. If you cant, my contacts are just below.
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