Here are 10 brilliant and quirky excuses that are totally worth giving a shot if you are stuck at a bad date and don’t have any ideas to make a smooth exit.
1. “What The F**K, Is That My…?”
Pretend as if your car is getting towed although you came in a cab or you saw someone entering your house although you stay 5 km away. It does not matter. The point is, don’t mention the reason! Stop at ‘my’, apologize to her and rush out in a hurry. Once you have made an exit you can text her few minutes later and cook up a reason for your exit. However, don’t make it look like an apocalypse.
2. “Hey Dude, What’s Wrong? Yeah Don’t Worry I Am On My Way, I Will Be There In Some Time”
Wingman isn’t just a term; they are like your very own firemen. Before you step out for a date, plan the entire thing with your friends. Fix a particular time when your friend will call you so that you can fake an emergency. If things turn bad, rush out to help your friend else you can have a quick chat with your friend or ignore the call.
3. “I Was Thinking Do You Want Wall Stickers For Our Room After Getting Married?”
Thinking about wedding is fine but going into intricate details like kids, wedding list and more will creep her senses out, especially when you are on a first or second date. You can create any random stuff about things you want to do post marriage and start discussing it with her. Commitment is fine but if you go overboard with your over-enthusiasm, she will rush to make the exit.
4. “My Family Always Informs Me At The End Moment, I Don’t Know What To Do”
Putting the blame on family is probably the easiest and the most realistic thing you can do. Your uncle’s flight got delayed so you have to pick him up right now or your cousin is coming over for dinner and your parents forgot to inform you about that. We mean urgent requests can come anytime. The deal, however, is to play the emotional card and leave it to her to decide. She can’t say no.
5. “Ask Your Female Friend To Crash your Date”
If you think your date is strong enough to take an ex-girlfriend blow, then ask your female friend to come and create a scene in front of her. But, if you want to go for the safest bet, then you can ask your friend to pretend to be this clingy friend who has secret crush on you. Ask her to make it so evident that the girl gets uncomfortable.
6. “You Know How Corporate World Is, My Work Does Not Allow Me To Sit Idle For Even A Minute”
Here’s the trick to pull it off – before going to the date, set your alarm clock ringtone similar to your message tone and set at least 3 to 4 alarms at 15 to 20 minutes intervals. If the date is going fine, ignore them else tell her that it’s really urgent and you have to go because of the work. This way you can either bail out or impress her by saying that she is more important than work.
7. “I Think My Stomach Is Upset Because Of The Food, I Am Sorry But I Need To Go See My Doctor”
This is one of the most tried and tested tricks of all time, so it’s up to you to make it sound genuine and not staged. Rush to the washroom a couple of times and complain about the food two three times. In fact, you can ask her if there is anything wrong with the food just to make it look genuine.
8. “Oh Shit, How Can I Be So Careless? Sorry But It’s Uncomfortable For Me To Sit Like This”
Wardrobe malfunctions can happen anytime and with anyone. But you have to make sure to exaggerate the wine or beer spill. Drag it to a point where you can’t sit there like that and make a quick exit. If you can’t make an exit with this excuse, at least you will get some time to come up with an excuse.
9. “I Can See You, You Can’t Kill Me. I Am Strong Enough To Fight A Devil Like You”
Ok now this is very filmy and unbelievable, agreed! But, come on these days paranormal activities are so easy to believe. You can play out this prank where you are suddenly possessed by a ghost and start murmuring to yourself. Pretend that you are threatening the evil forces to fight with you. You can watch some horror movies for practice. It’s definitely worth giving a shot; it will be so much fun.
10. “Hey I Was Checking Your Facebook Profile, That Friend (Name) Of Yours Is Super Hot. Is She Single?”
A girl can never accept the fact that you went through her profile to check out her friends. So, when you praise her friend and ask about her relationship status, her ego will be hurt and she will definitely get jealous. Trust us you won’t even have to make any efforts, she would be the one to break this thing off.
Source: Mensxp.com